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big-brother-spoiler:

Frankie and Zach are the new HOHs!

doomeafavour danielfuckinghowell
we are starving

lesroisdumonde:

"oh my GOd there are TWO gay characters in this movie lets watch it"

"dude dude dude we have to see it it has a queer girl

"I heard this movie has non-sexualized female character”

"ok I know it only has one girl but she is written like an ACTUAL PERSON!!"

"THERE IS A TRANS CHARACTER"

"so its not canon but if you squint I think this character is asexual”

"and get this the gay character is actually not white

lesroisdumonde skankiness

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
unclefather encourage

fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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fairytrainer neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable

mysliceofhell:

pandicorn-e:

wafflemasteroffandoms:

daws0nanya:

gay-youtubers:

thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

????

The last one though

I think I’m malfunctioning. My eyes are producing a sort of liquidy substance

thearmada4231 shhh-immartinfreeman

jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

jaimielannister assbutt-in-asgard
shhh-immartinfreeman

chickenyaoi:

like you know why girls steal their boyfriend’s sweaters? because a $20 sweater for y’all is nicely designed, good colour, provides warmth and lasts through washes but $20 girls sweaters are some gross pastel shit with short hems and short sleeves and get worn out after one spin cycle and they’re thin as shit

2bainzz ajungleoffandoms
datekous sebastian-kuroshitsuji

unfyoutubers:

goodnight to these lovely boys

unfyoutubers danielfuckinghowell

Benedict’s Gollum impression.

puppymaslany ilovebenedict

nxte:

bukkakeluver96:

please dont talk to animals 

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amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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